<Kiara> Hello, long time no see
<Opoggo> ?
<Opoggo> two days
<Opoggo> that's a long time?
<Kiara> :) Tha't a long time for me
<Opoggo> What are you, a locust?
<Ragna> No, but your momma is
<Ragna> Booyah
<Opoggo> my mom is a locust?

* Angel is NOT a hick, nor is she Amish
<Whelkman> what's the difference?
<agent> a hat

* Angel is glad to finally be rid of all those kids
<Adam> thats why you need to use condoms

<Judge_Spear> nsync, backsterrt boys, 98 degrees, youngstown, etc
<EvilAkuma> Oh, those.
<EvilAkuma> Yucky icky.
<Judge_Spear> Judge Spears and Christina Aguilera are okay.
<RightSaidFred> hahahaha
<RightSaidFred> judge spears?
<Judge_Spear> err.
<Judge_Spear> o_O
<RightSaidFred> hahaha
<Judge_Spear> Britnet Spears
<EvilAkuma> lol
<Judge_Spear> Britney

<Tatt> Charolotte was a spider, dude. She was like, totally rad. I like spiders. I also like donuts.

<Abobot> [MrMacPhisto] Don't you hate pants?
<DJ_CHUBBY> Pants rule
<DJ_CHUBBY> not jeans though
<MrMacPhisto> wtf are you?

<agent> w00t!
<agent> i got on at school
<agent> i am the man!
*** agent (jesus@edu-fw.usafa.edu) Quit (Killed (chocobo.esper.net (cosmos.esper.net[216.103.9.251] Self collision)))

<Adam> apparently message board real estate is precious and should be saved for sailor moon and 'teehee look at mophead' posts

<fountain> maybe you should make a new thread
<fountain> about something else and get me and justin and melvyl commenting
<fountain> and other people will join in and ignore it
<fountain> I mean, make like, a post people can't help but reply to
<fountain> like the "easiest game" one
<Jade> who's the easiest forums girl

<Jade> #vgmusic is the channel for idiotic newbies
<Jade> and #vgfun is for battle-hardened proboscum
<Jade> which look like hairdryers

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<Adam> i want to be a pokemon
<Adam> there is not ad-mon
<Jade> I want to catch them all
<Adam> i want to barbecue hoot-hoot
<Jade> I don't think there's a hoot-hoot
<\slash> there is
<Adam> there is a hoot-hoot
<Jade> hmm
<Adam> i saw the episode
<Adam> it is an owl of some sort
<Jade> allow me to consult the pokedex
<Jade> oh I see
<Jade> it's hoothoot
<Jade> so technically let's pretend we're both right

<rockbox> is that a word you say
<rockbox> 'gee'
<rockbox> or just type
<Tiamat> Uh...
<Tiamat> I say it sometimes I guess, but not oftne.
<Tiamat> often.
<rockbox> do you say 'la'?
<rockbox> as in
<rockbox> 'chill la'
<Tiamat> ... No. :P
<rockbox> provocative
<rockbox> but you see
<rockbox> i've got a man
<rockbox> what's your man got to do with me?
<Tiamat> ...

*** rockbox is now known as CutieCrashBandicoot
* CutieCrashBandicoot nuzzles mv gently =^_^=
*** mv is now known as SpyrotheFagon

<Jade> I have been earning money!
<rockbox> on the corner?
<Jade> no, in the back room of a store
<rockbox> ...

<MrSinister> why are all the washing machines white
<umoc> back in the '70s they were avocado
<MrSinister> why do the WHITES GO IN SEPERATELY

<rockbox> it's the 12th day of christmas!
<rockbox> what is the 12th day of christmas
<rockbox> an mc hammer cd?
<rockbox> five onion rings?
<Jade> probably lords a leaping
<Jade> a-leaping
<rockbox> i'll a-leap you
<silverdollar> :<<<<

<Jade> adam confused me so greatly
<Jade> I think he's still proud though
<Adam> failure!
<Jade> even if I didn't get it quite right
<Adam> oh.. yes

<agent> great ending to wrestling class
<Adam> are you in one of those fantasy wrestling camps
<agent> i rocked this trash talking kids
<agent> no its a class we have to take here
<agent> then a fucking colonel comes in and challenges me
<agent> it was like street fighter or some shit
<agent> and i bet him too
<justin> did you spinning piledrive him

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[01:31] <Gochi> which reminds me, i need to make some toast
[01:31] <Gochi> i forgot to do that a few nights ago

[16:15] <Jade> guess who's back
[16:15] <\slash> back again
[16:15] <Jade> jade is back
[16:15] <\slash> tell a friend

[17:44] <justin> i must get a driun
[17:44] <justin> drunk
[17:44] <justin> drink
[17:44] <justin> brb
[17:44] <justin> a
[17:44] <justin> brbr
[17:44] <justin> brb
[17:44] <justin> ..
[17:44] <justin> brb

[14:33] <Adam> im not sure what it is
[14:33] <Adam> let me see if i can find out somewhere!@!@#
[14:33] <Jade> what
[14:34] <Adam> the type of card it is
[14:34] <Jade> watch you search forever and then come back and be like "it's an sblive"
[14:34] <Adam> sb live.. ....
[14:34] <Adam> shutup

[00:19] <organicintelligencebody> so you redecorated like I suggested
[00:20] <Adam> not like you suggested, but i did sort of move stuff around
[00:31] <organicintelligencebody> all I suggested was that you redecorate
[00:31] <organicintelligencebody> so by redecorating in any way at all you were doing what I suggested
[00:32] <Adam> wrong!
[00:32] <Adam> hey jafde
[00:32] <Adam> jade
[00:32] <Adam> you ought to breahte
[00:32] <Adam> youre following my advice, look!
[00:32] <organicintelligencebody> you ought to spell properly
[00:32] <organicintelligencebody> look, you're not following my advice!
[00:33] <Adam> hha

[19:00] *** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #vgfun
[19:00] <ProgrammerX> Anyone want to cyber?
[19:01] *** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: )
[20:59] <mv> such impatience
[20:59] <mv> that cyber fellow

[22:37] <Gochi> i was invisible
[22:37] <Gochi> i was like... the most camouflaged person

[18:30] <justin> you're the cream of the crop
[18:34] <Jade> I rise to the top
[18:38] <Adam> hello
[18:39] <Jade> adam never eats a pig
[18:39] <Adam> cause a pig is a cop

[15:37] <Jade> I hate your attitude
[15:37] <Jade> you're on mute
[15:37] <Jade> as of now
[15:37] <Adam> i am not
[15:37] <Adam> !!!
[15:37] <Jade> *** Jade has activated mute crossball@*.dhcp.ttu.edu
[15:37] <Adam> .
[15:38] <Adam> :<
[15:38] *** Adam (crossball@co287.dhcp.ttu.edu) Quit (Quit: g)
[15:38] *** Adam (crossball1@co287.dhcp.ttu.edu) has joined #vgfun
[15:39] <Adam> there
[15:39] <Jade> I didn't actually put you on mute
[15:39] <Adam> mute this
[15:39] <Jade> there's no such thing as mute
[15:39] <Adam> i dont know what your crazy scripts are

[17:57] <Treesock> hyattmikako says 'I LOVE YOU'
[17:57] <Treesock> Menchi suddenly starts to glow and shudder.
[17:58] <Jade> he grows suddenly and is surprisingly skilled at throwing rocks

[22:37] <Terrorstein> I saw this guy that looked like you justin
[22:37] <Terrorstein> it scared me
[22:37] <celaviceleo> :O
[22:38] <Terrorstein> I kept looking at him and thinking aah
[22:38] <Terrorstein> heh
[22:38] <celaviceleo> that's weird
[22:38] <Terrorstein> you need to not have people that look like you walking about
[22:38] <celaviceleo> i'm sorry
[22:38] <celaviceleo> i shall eliminate them immediately
[22:39] <Terrorstein> heh
[22:39] <Terrorstein> good
[22:39] <Terrorstein> I will eliminate everyone that looks like nZero
[22:39] <nZero> um
[22:39] <celaviceleo> haha

[21:49] <justin> don't make me ream you
[21:49] <Jade> you're all talk
[21:49] <justin> with my reamer

[02:39] <justin> if i had a sports franchise i'd call them the amazings
[02:39] <Jade> heh
[02:39] <Jade> I would cheer for your team
[02:39] <justin> the new york amazings
[02:41] <justin> and the head coach of your new york amazings, dazzle e. fabulous

[17:19] <Thirty-ninester[Laptop]> how do you get cukeman to talk in zelda?
[17:19] <Jade> what kind of a name is cukeman
[17:22] <Thirty-ninester[Laptop]> cukemon are buzzbobs after they've had myster seeds

[05:31] *** Pongball (Pong64@h24-80-32-92.vs.shawcable.net) Quit (<Cloudy_Bear[AWAY_FOO]> AOL = evoil <Cloudy_Bear[AWAY_FOO]> the "o" is for "oooooh lord it's evil")
[05:32] <mv> the "Cloudy_Bear" is for "retard"

[01:21] <kLuTz> anyone here go to yale?
[01:21] <rockbox> i do
[01:22] <kLuTz> oh really
[01:22] <kLuTz> cool
[01:22] <rockbox> i'm in grad school
[01:22] <kLuTz> you must be crazy smart
[01:22] <kLuTz> oh i see...
[01:22] <rockbox> i was valedictorian of my graduating class
[01:22] <kLuTz> how old?
[01:22] <rockbox> i'm 36
[01:22] <kLuTz> haha dang

[16:14] <\slash> yay jade
[16:15] <\slash> :DD
[16:15] <\slash> i seriously imagine you like this big really cuddly guy
[16:15] <\slash> like a huge teddy bear, so to speak

[15:53] <\slash> i wish there was a "i have my hands in front of my eyes but i'm peeking through the slits of my fingers" smiley
[15:54] <Jade> \slash II:II(

[21:44] <justin> when we were in the city on the subway once jade was so drunk off his ass he started doing cartwheels and juggling homeless people
[21:44] <Jade> justin I don't remember that
[21:44] <justin> no but that would have been funny
[21:44] <Jade> juggling vikings

[21:55] <Gochi> gummy bears
[21:57] <Gochi> oh wow
[21:57] <Gochi> it answered me
[21:57] <Gochi> <Pongball> Uh, do I know you?
[21:57] <Gochi> in response to my "-> *pongball* hey baby"
[21:57] <Gochi> should i say something?
[21:59] <Gochi> i told her i didn't know here and she sed
[22:00] <Gochi> <Pongball> Then why did you randomly message me?
[22:00] <Gochi> <Gochi> ok, lemme see...
[22:00] <Gochi> <Gochi> i just wanted to know if u could tell me why there are so many ads in american magazines for Haribo Gold Bears when no one in the US sells them.

[21:52] <Adam> justin
[21:52] <Adam> do you remember the time
[21:52] <Adam> when we fell in love?
[21:52] <justin> yeah
[21:52] <justin> what about it
[21:53] <Sheepdog> It was gay.

[14:19] <pikalich> i have ten subwoofers daisy chained around my room
[14:19] <Black_Wing> ...the hell you need ten subwoofers for?
[14:20] <Jade> big fat thick bass

[11:38] * JADE casts RUB on everyone

[15:29] <justin> cheb mami rules
[15:30] <Adam> what is a cheb mami
[15:30] <justin> a sex position
[15:30] <Jade> it's also a type of salmon
[15:30] <justin> 'hey baby wanna do it cheb mami today'
[15:33] <Jade> holy toledo
[15:39] <fountain> ..

[00:08] <justin> i was watching the stupid awards show with my mom for like five minutes earlier
[00:08] <justin> it panned over the audience
[00:08] <justin> and i was like 'WHOA IS THAT MUHAMMED ALI'
[00:08] <justin> '...that was oprah winfrey'
[00:08] <justin> '...'
[00:09] <Jade> how can you confuse them
[00:10] <Jade> is that a plate of spaghetti? no wait, it's several blimps